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The Snake Who Wasn't Chicken, But Got Robbed!

An oceanic serpent enjoys the day,

except for hunger setting in.

As happy to be alive as Jay

Leno's grin,

but feeling too thin,

hungry to strike, to bite, again,

to make a meal of something, when

it spied a grip of chickens!

"I bet those suckers'll go down like grease

whole and raw and tastin' GREAT!"

it thought, and slithered right on to feast,

with a MASSIVE smile on its sexy face,

visions of thighs and breasts and legs

washed down with salty seaweed sprigs.

It would have choked trying to anyway

but Boston Rob got in the way

first, with a hardcore machete

which rendered two strands of spaghetti

where once was one only,

and the serpent that would have been King

or Queen, filled human tummies!

It didn't work out so well for the chickens either,

but the people were happy.

That breeze over there says the moral be,

don't count your chickens before they're consumed,

or count them, fine, but don't assume,

they're all yours for FREE-FREE,

or it has something to do with keeping

your eye on the ball, but not only,

as in also focusing heavily,

as it twah,

on the periphery,

where the trees and forest both be,

and where and how Bigfoot usually

hangs out around those who search around

for him, but put their cameras down,

and tie their shoes, long enough for a peek

no human has ever seen to leak

much less photographed,

or maybe the moral is laugh

while you can, or there is no moral

garnished in poetry, bedewed with floral,

incensed with philosophy
colored coral,
or maybe regardless if there be

a moral or not, there are other things

that we should be spending our energy

and time on, like Dragon wings,

or Mr. T's bling, wedding rings,

the singer or wrestler Sting,
the etymology of the word 'clambering',
or what have you, what have we,

what has the universe

to evidence such quasi-theory

be blessed or cursed

or both, verse to verse,

pre-birth to beyond hearse?!

Can we get a champs vs contenders season

I'm so glad parvati didn't say no, she's the best player hands down

3:50 Parvati you and James were cuddling

Wwwwow! context matters…. Notice how different they feel off the island…. Usually Rob Parv and Sandra are my favorite to say literally anything…. but off island… wow, Ethan rocks!

Kinda glad the greats are done with the show– now we can let other people shine!! At some point, always seeing the same people return gets redundant except maybe Tony hahaha

Who else got the feels when all of their favorite players were saying they would never play again ?

i get donald glover vibes from wendall and I love it.

omg sophie's comment about the aquadump was amazing. i never would've thought of it, but shit i'm right there with her. i wonder how many holes i would have to dig before the sea snakes don't seem so scary haha

im surprised wendell could pull off that beard

Ethan Zohn is the hero we deserve. Truly one of the best people to win the game.

If they keep bringing people back no sense watching it anymore Its boring start fresh with new cast

Amber really got embedded on her husband's influence on money, plus the Mexican food due to Rob's ethnicity.

Parvarti and Boston Rob are legends. Before anyone else.

Question: what is the food you miss the most while playing survivor

Sandra: Rice

Me: THATS LITERALLY THE ONLY FOOD YOU EAT ON SURVIVOR!

Sandra: “I miss porttarcan food the most when I’m on the island that’s rice beans—“ me: wait hold up did she just start by listing the only 2 types of food they get on the island