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Jacques Cousteau vs Steve Irwin. Epic Rap Battles of History (Reaction)
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Jacques is not pronounced jacquiiies, it's pronounced jacq (the ues is silent, yes french is weird)
YOU. PAUSE. TOO. MUCH!!
You stop way too much
Stop throwing C4 on the sea floor
Yes, he invented the SCUBA, which was first called the "Aqua Lung".
I've seen at least 10 reactions of this particular fight looking for a reactor that can understand Almost the entirety of Steve's bars and the one thing they all have in common is that nobody seems to know what a naked mole rat looks like? saying your body looks like one is a diss in my book
Irwin got two Don Demarcos in the span of 20 seconds.
Annoying to watch tbh
he was making a word play about crocodile dun dee I believe. it's an old movie
Save you analysis for the end quit pausing every 5 secs
C4 ON THE SEAFLOOR. Love ur breakdown and reaction man. Did u know someone in discord make the line about the jacque custodian. 14:22
Tazer napkin
C4 on the sea floor
You have to do nicepeter vs epic loyd
Requesting Nice Peter vs EpicLLOYD 1&2!
5:00 you can see my man Screw Face Gone
NIkola Telsa vs Thomas Edison
My dude, you looked hella offended at that "were you killed by a fish kids pet st the aquarium?" line ohmygod
4:54 "Computer fan noise to help you relax or sleep"
so is no one gonna talk about how he walked back in with a Moschetti?
Bruh Steve killed it, and lol dig the man show call back.
C4 ON THE SEA FLOOR
I don't see how ragging on the age of someone's mistress is necessarily a dis — especially to a Frenchman! I mean, I'm not a fan of marital infidelity, but how does it disrespect someone to point out how good they are at attracting younger ladies? Isn't that a staple of rap culture, too? At least, a certain misogynistic vein of it.
But overall, I'm personally more of a fan of the wordplay in ERB than the straight punches. Like, it's easy to point out how your opponent is a bad person, but it's more impressive to me to use their name in a pun — and if you can do both? That's how you win a rap battle.
Bruh…Keep commentary to a minimum.
Low-key when I first heard this I was bout to grab my machete like "hold the fuck up don't come at the crocodile hunter like that bitch didn't u kill a whole reef" c4 on the seafloor
Hey what's up. A new one dropped if u didn't know now u do š it Harry potter vs Skywalker rap battles good vids like always. Later
From all the behind the scenes I've seen, the writing seems to be a joint effort between the two guys and the guy who played Sherlock Holmes and Alexander the Great. C4 on the Seafloor…
8:15 i love how calmly hes talking while being excited
STALLIN
P. Monch = my #1 all time. Good choice.
Steve heard Jacques first round and said āhold my beerā before crushing Jacque
I havenāt seen this one before
C4 on the sea floor
That C4 on the Sea floor line was just like having your brains smashed out by a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick.
Gotta do Tolkien vs Martin
C4 on the sea floor
C4 on the Seafloor