HAN SOLO RAP by JT Music (feat. NerdOut) – "Never Tell Me the Odds"

Fire, just fire,

Ngl I'd love a live action series with these 2 as Lando and Han

Captain of the Millenium Falcon

Galactically unmatched with talent

My track records have been gettin’ around

I even, had a plaque up at Jabba’s Palace

A scoundrel you don’t wanna throw down with

I’ll navigate an asteroid field for the challenge

Even if I got a really bad feeling about it

She don’t look like much, she got it where it counts kid

It’ll cost if you want a ride

Half now and the rest on the other side

Point five past lightspeed on this flight

But no refunds if Alderaan is fried

Wonder why all my bars are tight?

Cuz I write raps while trapped in carbonite

Got the rhymes so hot like a tauntaun hide

The kind that’ll keep you warm on Hoth at night

Get on my side in a Chewbacca fight

If you wanna keep your arm sockets tight

Han, what’s wrong with the hyperdrive?

I promise, this doesn’t happen often guys

But I’ll improvise, I do not rehearse

Like when I smuggle all the money outta Jabba’s purse

Never hesitant to put my quickdraw to work

Greedo would agree with me – cuz I shot him first

Barkeep, sorry about the mess

Lost count of the bounties upon my head

Boba Fett said I owe a debt?

Too bad that the sarlaac got Boba-fed

Just heard that the Hutts are placing large bets

That I’ll make the kessel run in less than 12 parsecs

I don’t need the Force, just simple tricks and nonsense

So you can forget whatever rubbish Obi-Wan says

CHORUS

Got an asteroid field to get through?

Never tell me the odds

And a pretentious princess to rescue?

Never tell me the odds

If the job don’t pay, no can do

Better step up the cost

No clue what I’m doing but I’ll pretend to

Just never tell me the odds

LANDO

Straight outta Cloud City. Crazy young playa named Lando

Palpatine's little scheme's getting canceled

Anakin need to stop it, a softy

a Jedi in denial – an Obi-Wan Cannot Be

We're the aces. Run the galaxy

try to race, get spun back to Tatooine

I like my ship fast, like my milk blue

everything that you heard about me is true

Dont blame me, blame the lord of the Sith

loosen up Han, you're lookin a little stiff

Lando make the track go boom

Have you seen Jabba's behind? That's no moon.

Going undercover I'm playin a game of guess who

now that's Calrissian to the rescue

the Rebel Alliance, do this on the daily

bout to go down, better buckle up baby

Hey, I love alien girls of any size

when the clothes come off, it's always a surprise

one way or another I can always find the cookie

some smooth, some hairier than a wookiee

picture me rollin' in the Millennium Falcon

everything'll be fine, even given the outcome

let me take control, I know you like that

The entire empire get side-smacked if they try to strike back

CHORUS 2

When you get sent down the trash shoot

Never tell me the odds

After all the carbonite that I’ve slept through

Never tell me the odds

The cantina is our regular venue

Let me get you a shot

When I gamble with the men I’m in debt to

Just never tell me the odds

VERSE 3

Neck-deep in unsettled debt but I get by

Always on the run – you could say I let the debt flyyy

When you got a blaster, who needs a Jedi?

Even when I’m sick from hibernation I’m a deadeye

Hipfire, no scoping at all

Rebels got a problem, they know who to call

Me and Vader almost went toe-to-toe in a brawl

I knocked him into the stars like an opening crawl

Darth, me and you daughter are a pair

She got tight buns – and I’m not talking hair

Your son could use a hand, got one to spare?

He can bullseye womprats – but no one cares

I won the Falcon fair and square from Lando

In sabacc, cuz I got a good hand, bro

Sorry old buddy, want her back?

I’ll let ya borrow her, but not a scratch

Cuz this hunk of junk’s quick as a ship gets

So don’t diss her, your worshipfulness

I just flew us right out of a space slug tummy

So forgive a nerf-herder if he looks a bit scruffy

I was a smuggler – made a lotta money

Till a princess made rebel scum of me

Still pretty fly for a nice guy tho

Everybody loves you Han…I know

CHORUS 3

In every system I’m a criminal

Never tell me the odds

Still got promoted to a general

Never tell me the odds

Spying on the Empire, fly casual

And team up with Ewoks

When it comes to smoothtalkin’ I’m a natural

I don’t get cocky, but never tell me the odds

JT music: Never tell me the odds
Nerdout: hmmm, that's a good idea, its now mine

There's a literal shoot out right behind stormtroopers:
Stormtrooper 1:Yo should we do something about that?
Stormtrooper 2:We wouldn't hit anyone anyway so what's the point?
Stormtrooper Captain: Yo this blue milk is the shit

My favorite part was when Lando came in and spit fire what's yours

This dropped 2 years ago. It was lit then and still is

After wawatching a new hope i can confirm greedo did infact shoot first

i like how alot of them just have normal guns

Let's hope he got out of the Carbonite by now-

"Chewie, I told you, you're not getting a verse…"
Angry Wookie noises

Well all wanted Chewy!

Mean people: JT music can't make real music
JT music: never tell me the odds
Me within hearing distance: doomguy yeah you missed one

Storm troopers be vibin

Hi

Not gonna lie, my entire music playlist is just JT music raps

1,3,5,7,9 oh, wait